Insufferable Geek Girl*

theoreocat: Sometimes it’s possible to have too much...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:59:24 -0400

theoreocat:

Sometimes it’s possible to have too much determination.

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:58:39 -0400

michverse: the thing is about superhero comics is that these people fight in broad daylight and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:58:34 -0400

michverse:

the thing is about superhero comics is that these people fight in broad daylight and oftentimes its implied that its super common too so you could be like on a milk run in ur pjs its 7am and u look over at the town playground and see two grown men in bright spandex just duking it out in the sandbox n ur like oh ya justice is being served alright

sleepyheadsnackqueen: teerofinale: Chaotic good I’m sure this...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:58:08 -0400

sleepyheadsnackqueen:

teerofinale:

Chaotic good

I’m sure this is better than anything they were getting ready to film. Great content.

worldofcorgi: Hey hey! What’s up, how are you, tell me about...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:57:37 -0400

worldofcorgi:

Hey hey! What’s up, how are you, tell me about your day?

ellibeanz:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:55:48 -0400

ellibeanz:

bando–grand-scamyon: alwaystrill: porvidax: mochadeelight: r...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:54:53 -0400

bando–grand-scamyon:

alwaystrill:

porvidax:

mochadeelight:

roqweiler1911:

darkmelaningirls:

@ tonybakercomedy YO GUYS turn the volume up and watch this till the end. Thank me later LMFAOOO 😂🤣

I’m screaming 😂😂😂

THIS!!!

Yo this made my day 😂😂

this commentary!

Me when I finally learned to let love in

coolcatgroup: babyanimalgifs: this cat tapped her back in her...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:53:53 -0400

coolcatgroup:

babyanimalgifs:

this cat tapped her back in her sleep

Pep pep pep pep

fuckshitavenue: raveger: cherrygrabber: -“What do you think...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:53:39 -0400

fuckshitavenue:

raveger:

cherrygrabber:

-“What do you think of that,

Mr. Pajama-Wearing = Insult to his clothes.

Basket-Face = Insult to his hat.

Slipper-Wielding = insult to his shoes.

Clype-Dreep-Bachle = From the gutter / Out of it / at his last straw - Old / worn out.

Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw = Mommy’s Boy.

Bleathering = Speaking a load of crap.

Gomeril = Dog

Jessie = Pansy / Sissy / Girl

Oaf-Looking = Look like a moron.

Scooner = A half pint aka short man.

Nyaff = Out of date

Plookie = DImwit / stupid looking

Shan = person who speaks and comes from an ethnic minority.

Milk-Drinking = Woose / Guy who can’t handle his drink.

Soy-Faced Shilpit = Insulting him as an asian stereotype.

Mim-Moothed = Small speaker (not big with his words / speaks submissively)

Sniveling = Complainer / Moans about stuff.

Worm-Eyed = Small minded / Can’t see for heck

Hotten-Blaugh = Waste of space

Vile-Stoochie = Dirty / Unclean

Cally-Breek-Tattie = Extremely Lazy / Can’t lift a finger

the best chain of insults ever laid out to date

Finally the translator’s notes I’ve wanted my whole life

celticpyro: dismembered-dreams: OH MY GOD. ALEXA...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:53:04 -0400

celticpyro:

dismembered-dreams:

OH MY GOD.

ALEXA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hanniepee: 9 types of writers

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:52:04 -0400

hanniepee:

9 types of writers

nerdepic: flatluigi: lesbianrey: justin absolutely loses his...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:51:25 -0400

nerdepic:

flatluigi:

lesbianrey:

justin absolutely loses his shit over travis’ leg lamp

i fucking love it when justin laughs so hard he goes incoherent

Travis: I tell you what, here’s the thing, I remember being in college and having a dorm room. And you wanna have that ‘thing’, I had a leg lamp from the copywritten holiday classic, ‘Holiday Story’. No, ’Holiday Tale’? ’Boy and His Gun’! and-

Griffin: ’Persnickety Dad’!

[Laughter]

Justin: ‘Terror Furnace’!

G: ‘Turkey Anticipation’!

T: ‘Turkey Dogs’! And I remember watching [crosstalk] ‘Turkey Dogs’

J: [crosstalk] ’Chocolate Milk Disappointment.’

[laughter]

J: ‘Code Ring Challenge.’

T: ‘Santa Kick’!

J: ‘Santa Kick’!

T: And from ‘Santa Kick’ I had a leg lamp-

G: 'EYEBALL GUNSHOT WOUND.’

J: You were watching 'Frozen Tongue’.

T: So I was watching ’Frozen Tongue Flagpole Man’, and- so, I had the leg lamp in my window in college so people would come by and be like 'Hey is that your lamp?’. And that’s happened! People would count and in- [mumbles quickly] went up to my floor, and that was my thing. That was my 'in’

G: And then you’d have sex with them.

T: Well at the very least I’ve found a lifelong-

J: Thirty dollars!

[Giggling]

J: That was the code! T- [airy laughter] To activate Travis McElroy, college gigolo! [incredibly high pitched laugh] ʸᵒᵘ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃˢᵏ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʰᶦˢ ᶫᵉᵍ ᶫᵃᵐᵖ! [unintelligible] [high pitched laughter]

T: It’s a weird set up, but it’s how it worked! You could use your dolls in a similar fashion. Perhaps not to the same ends my brother has proposed.

G: Sure.

[Justin laughs]

T: Justin’s gonna be out of commission for the next ten minutes

J: [higher than his usual speaking voice] Did you know if you have ghosts in your dorm room in college, ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗʳᵃᶦᵍʰᵗ ᴬˢ! [laughs]

G: That’s true!

J: [even higher] That’s true!

G: That’s the first true thing you’ve said so far. Other things ghosts can do for you; they can help you fake vape tricks! Tears are streaming down Justin’s face!

J: [still very high pitched] That was a funny one! I’m now laughing at both!

[Travis laughs loudly and everyone else joins in]

G: This is the first thing they’re seeing of the show!

J: It’s been a long day!

varusai: deathcomes4u: catsbeaversandducks: Wow! Video by Ed...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:49:15 -0400

varusai:

deathcomes4u:

catsbeaversandducks:

Wow!

Video by Ed Trist - Photo by Nicole Lewis

oh my god why do Lynx sound like bad impressions of themselves what the fuck

my last two brain cells trying to communicate

orleos: theunmarkedjournal: sleek-siren: couple-of-dumbasses:...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:48:10 -0400

orleos:

theunmarkedjournal:

sleek-siren:

couple-of-dumbasses:

zohbugg:

realdoobz:

vines are literally better than 77% of hollywood movies

Cinematic magic

you have no idea how fast i pressed that reblog button

THE SLIPPER

La Chancla *war flashbacks*

The music even sounds like, “Noooo he didn’t.”

kingsteve011: millie doing an impression of finn at stranger...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:46:20 -0400

kingsteve011:

millie doing an impression of finn at stranger con today!

(creds to finnyfrogboy)

zsnes:fat boys fat boys… what you gonna do what you gonna do...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:57:46 -0400

zsnes:

fat boys fat boys… what you gonna do what you gonna do when they crawl on you…..

sataniasblog: vongolacielo: writeroost: …. I don’t fear God,...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:57:11 -0400

sataniasblog:

vongolacielo:

writeroost:

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

“fuck”

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: greyofjakku: Drag ‘em Entertainment...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:54:40 -0400

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

greyofjakku:

Drag ‘em Entertainment Weekly 🙌🏼👏🏼

I see only truth here

ambermayvlog: 0-800-go-fuck-yourself: when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad I fucking hate...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:54:26 -0400

ambermayvlog:

0-800-go-fuck-yourself:

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

I fucking hate this website

Video

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:53:32 -0400